Bit late in the day, but I thought I would offer you all the two following reasons to smile.
Holiday Fruit
Cake Recipe
You will need the following:
A cup of water, a cup of sugar,
four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of
brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey
Sample the whiskey and check for
quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the
whiskey again. To be sure it is the highest
quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whiskey is still
okay. Cry find. another tup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the fired druit
gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey and check for
tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the
whiskey. Now sift the lemon uice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of
sugar or something. Whatever you
Grease the oven. Turn the cake
tin to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of
the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed. Hic!
And this is all about getting that summer figure that we all crave for.
Enjoy your day
Chris
6 comments:
Just brilliant...hick hick. Loved the recipe.
Hugs,
Annie x
Oh Chris, I adore that recipe. I don't drink (whiskey or any alcohol), but I have friends who do, so I'll pass this recipe on to them. I bet they smile and giggle and laugh as much as I did!
In my opinion, that is the best use I've seen so far for a gym card!!
The recipe is great fun even though I am not a lover of whiskey. Kate x
Yep..that's where Gym Cards belong!!! hahahaha
Judy xx
Brilliant. Perfect use for a gym card! x Jo
Tee hee!! I have tried this but with rum. The didn't do very well but who cares!
Thanks for the loan of your gym card!
Xx
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